tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12038917904299587292024-03-13T03:06:56.128-07:00Check Out This Idiot!Do you have an idiot you'd like to share with the world? Send your story, or better yet, photographic evidence, to checkoutthisidiot@yahoo.com!Chellehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11261756138983197867noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1203891790429958729.post-77011300005991307562009-06-10T11:34:00.000-07:002009-06-10T11:35:37.802-07:00Canadians Don't Study History, Dummy!From Angelique:<br /><blockquote>I was on a message board. Someone posted about it being Bastille day. This chick replies "What's the Bastille? Is it a new store?" I started cracking up. Guy replies "Um, it's an important event in French history." "Oh! I'm Canadian so I didn't know that!"</blockquote>Chellehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11261756138983197867noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1203891790429958729.post-10243715332525676382009-06-01T23:29:00.000-07:002009-06-01T23:36:26.018-07:00You Park Like an Idiot<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v705/sparkymichelle/Check%20Out%20This%20Idiot/kantpark.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 440px; height: 330px;" src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v705/sparkymichelle/Check%20Out%20This%20Idiot/kantpark.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-family:arial;"><br /><br />Check out this idiot! Sweet parking job, dude. Sender-inner Donna R. says,<br /></span><blockquote><span style="font-family:arial;">"Background story: It's right in front of the restaurant they were going to. The people had no injuries, no babies that required time to get in and out of a carseat, and stayed in the restaurant to eat at for at least 40 minutes."<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></span></blockquote>Chellehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11261756138983197867noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1203891790429958729.post-27412010080696019552009-06-01T23:21:00.000-07:002009-06-01T23:26:51.984-07:00The Magic Bag<span style="font-family: arial;">I used to work in a refunds department, and this submission takes me back.</span><br /><br /><div style="text-align: left; font-family: arial;"><blockquote>"Last week, a guy came back with a plastic zipper bag from a pillow and said that he bought it but that no pillow came inside it. How do you not notice that the pillow is missing from a see through bag? And more importantly, what kind of idiot thinks we are dumb enough to believe him when he tries to scam us?"<br /></blockquote></div><br /><span style="font-family: arial;">Maybe he thought it was some kind of magic bag that rendered its contents completely invisible. </span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:78%;"><span style="font-style: italic;">Thanks to iloveduckies!</span></span>Chellehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11261756138983197867noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1203891790429958729.post-75259850589269067912009-06-01T19:30:00.000-07:002009-06-01T19:39:02.421-07:00How can you serve on the Supreme Court if you eat yucky food?!From <a href="http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2009/05/conservative-whispers-to-hill-reporter-concern-about-the-impact-diet-will-have-on-her-jurisprude.php">TPMDC</a>,<br /><br />Supreme Court nominee Sonia Sotomayor said the following:<br /><br /><blockquote>"My Latina identity also includes, because of my particularly adventurous taste buds, morcilla, -- pig intestines, patitas de cerdo con garbanzo -- pigs' feet with beans, and la lengua y orejas de cuchifrito, pigs' tongue and ears."</blockquote><br /><br /><div style="text-align: left;">According to <i>Hill</i> reporter Alexander Bolton, </div><blockquote><div style="text-align: left;">"This has prompted some Republicans to muse privately about whether Sotomayor is suggesting that distinctive Puerto Rican cuisine such as patitas de cerdo con garbanzo -- pigs' tongue and ears -- would somehow, in some small way influence her verdicts from the bench."<br /></div></blockquote><br />Seriously...? Seriously?! I can't even think of anything to say about that.<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:78%;">Thanks for the tip, Schwarzie.</span></span>Chellehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11261756138983197867noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1203891790429958729.post-74126263869497550902009-06-01T19:27:00.000-07:002009-06-01T19:30:12.873-07:00So wait, is Jon the guy?<blockquote></blockquote><blockquote><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:78%;">Here, sender-inner Darter tells us about her friend, the genius:</span></span><br /><br />My Ivy league educated '09 friend, headed to a top NYC law firm next year: "What's the name of the guy from Jon and Kate?"<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;"></span><br /></blockquote>Chellehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11261756138983197867noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1203891790429958729.post-12365023038053839022009-06-01T15:29:00.000-07:002009-06-01T16:17:10.388-07:00How To Move A Large Television<div style="text-align: left;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v705/sparkymichelle/Check%20Out%20This%20Idiot/Photo-0002.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 559px; height: 447px;" src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v705/sparkymichelle/Check%20Out%20This%20Idiot/Photo-0002.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /></div><span style="font-family:arial;">Step 1. Hoist television into truck bed.</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">Step 2. Packing tape!</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">Step 3. Drive.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">Wasn't that simple?</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:78%;">Thanks, Catherine S.!</span></span>Chellehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11261756138983197867noreply@blogger.com0